Caption Battle: Shots in the Dark

As you guys know (or not), Kita is hosting a Caption Battle Challenge, and I want to enter. So, let's have fun with this. Post any random captions in the comments and I'll draw a picture of my favorite. It's kind of like a regular caption battle in reverse.

Remember, this is a friendly competition. The winner gets a dedication based on the caption. You can submit as many captions as you like. The captions can be broad or series-specific-- whichever you prefer. You can also ask questions or make comments, but be sure to let me know if those questions/comments aren't captions.

The competition begins... now!

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