Hey, I'm Ed, or Edward, or Fullmetal Alchemist, or whatever, but you've probably already figured that out, huh? Welcome to my, uh, whatever you call this. I've got a few rules for you all,

One, DON'T CALL ME A PIPSQUEAK, A BEAN, SHORTY, OR ANY OTHER LAME SHORT JOKES YOU CAN COME UP WITH! I AM NOT SHORT!

Two, if you ever, EVER try feeding me milk, I'll transmute you into a fish and then eat you! And I know Al, it's against the rules, but so is giving me milk!

Anyway, most women think I'm irresistably charming, so go ahead and talk to me, I don't bite... much that is. Oh yeah, and if you have any information about the philosopher's stone, you WILL tell me.

Well, see ya!

Yeeeaaahhhh...

So for my first post... uhh... I was bribed to put this up...

Yeeeaaahhh...

Anyway, apparently the Host thing has been booming lately... Go figure... who'da thought that women would actually go for the enslavement of men for their pleasure? Its insane to think that most of us were actually forced into this... Bleh. At least one good thing came out of it... the damned Uchiha brothers have stopped trying to kill eachother physically and are now trying to murder eachother's fangirl numbers -_-'. I don't really care how many fans I have (lie), as long as I get to talk to people (who think I'm hot HA!)

Well, sorry I have to end it here, but I'm a litte busy... see ya!