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Excuse Notes Written To School Teachers

My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. today," wrote a
parent. "Please execute him."

"Please excuse Mary for being absent," wrote another parent. "She was sick
and I had her shot."

These drastic measures were inadvertently taken in notes written by parents
to excuse their children's absences from school.

In all fairness to pupils throughout the land, I must point out that
slaughtering the English language is a practice that is not limited opnly to
students. An astonishing number of grownups blithely go about murdering the
King's English without any inkling that they are committing a serious crime.

If you think that today's students aren't learning all they should, check
out some of the writing miscreated by their moms and dads. the following are
actual excuse notes received by teachers.

Dear School:
Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32,
and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Pleazse excuse Roland from P.E. for a few day. Yesterday he fell out of
a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was
hurt in the growing part.

Mary could not come to school because she has been bothered by very
close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several
mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits.

Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his
boots leak.

Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because
I don't know what size she wear.

Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forget to
get the Sunday paper off the porch. and when we found it Monday,
we thought it was Sunday.

Please excuse my son's tardiness. I forgot to wake him up and I did not
find him till I started making the beds.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend a
funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the
weekend with the Marine's.

Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with
gramps.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

Please excuse Burma, she had been sick and under the doctor.

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,
headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore
throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't
the berst either, sore throat and fever. There must be the flu going
around school, her father even got hot last night.

time

time is short, time is long, i can feel the clock hands moving real slowly,i am not ageing one bit nor am i not growing,as time goes by the sidewalks clutter with leaves then the wind just blows them away like they have no time to waste at all

i post this and what lol

"Few artists are man/woman enough to openly answer any and all questions thrown at them. Are you? Prove it. Copy/Paste this as a new WORLD entry and answer every question you get.
The rules are simple:

-You must answer every question you get no matter what it's about and you must do so honestly.
-There are no questions that can not be asked as long as they are within the rules of theOtaku. They can be personal, about oc's, and every thing in between."
-ask away and ill anwser lol

heres the next 3 chapters to my story

plz injoy and tell me what ya think

Chapter 6, the experiments
“Wesker I got bad news they killed the Cerberus’s and are heading to the entrance” said Basta. “Prepare for blood shed then and go get Jena”. Then Jena walked in the room. “You called wesker” “yes will you please go get the S.T.A.R.S. experiments ready, let’s see if they remember anything”.

Chapter 7, kid gone crazy
“Were are you at you can’t hide from me forever kid know show yourself or if you don’t I’ll go get the licker you can’t hide in the hive dumps forever”. The kid put on his gas mask and threw a knock out grenade. “Take that Lica”. Lica turned around when he heard the kids’ voice then there was an explosion. “What the hell is this?” Then Lica fell to the ground and the kid ran to the elevator and got in and pushed the lobby button

Chapter 8, once again inside a hive
Allen and the group finally made it to the hive entrance/lobby room after going through a lot of tunnels. “Finally were here” said Maya throwing up her arm in the air and falling back on a couch. Then garret pointed to the elevator “guys look someone is coming up the elevator”. They all look up at the flashing numbers and saw that he was right. “ok guys get your weapons ready whoever it is we don’t want to take any chances” said Leon. When the elevator got their the door open then Rebecca yelled “don’t shoot” then she ran in to elevator and bent down beside a body, then Leon went inside “his he dead or alive”. “He his alive but look like he passed out and there was a key in his hand” Rebecca passed the key to Leon. “Looks like he came from the basement” said Leon. “We should go take a look then” said Rebecca. “Ok everybody get our locaters on were going to separate, one group going down to the basement and one is going to check the other floors. So the team got in the elevators and headed for the basement.

i got more chapters

i got more chapters done on my resident evil story and i will have them posted when i get home from school