Gather round all i will tell you the tail of two hip youngsters just hitched.

These two lovers oh so steamy
Had a desire so fare a dreamy
to buy a home of their own
and with it might their family have grown
and when atlast fortune befell
They entered the place lively and well.
Both love the home with all hearts
nothing would ever tear it apart
from the golden walls to the wood floors
Red rugs and wooden doors
But it was not to last
for soon they would leave all agast
as a fire suddenly broke
indeed the microwave did smoke
the counter soon followed after
neatly then came deaths laughter
for the two lovers being sims
had turn out to be rather dim
at the fire they had stood
scream "escaturay! peblakootood!"
All that remand in early morn
were two silver urns for family to mourn

(the tragic tale is the result of failure to add a smoke detector or phone)